I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
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and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
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She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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