So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
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Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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