return my video game
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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