this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
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i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
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I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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