I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I CAN MOONWALK!
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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