Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
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