that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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