What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
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Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
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SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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