im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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