I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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