So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Dick very happy bro
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
