Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
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I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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