i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
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I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
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stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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