I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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