New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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