the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
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I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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