My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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