yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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