Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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