just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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