I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I'm at about main and main street
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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