I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
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I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
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I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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