yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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