Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
We are all done wearing pants today
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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