no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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