hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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