there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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