She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
home. puking in laundry basket.
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I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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