butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
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Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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