Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
