super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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