Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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