I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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