Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
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Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
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I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason