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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out

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  How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor

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• (518): View more from New York

  she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.

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• (754): View more from Florida

  Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Let's just rave with boners that last for hours

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.

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  1. Thanks. 2. No.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators

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