In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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