You just made me feel so damn special
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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