she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
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i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
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HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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