dude i'm inner monologue high
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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