Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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