I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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