im gay
i know
yea but for you.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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