And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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