yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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