When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
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Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
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It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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