lets start a swedish sibling band together
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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