people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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