my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
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you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
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He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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