It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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