Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
We don't watch enough power rangers
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
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we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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