i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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