I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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