well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
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we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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