If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I've blown a few things in my day
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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