Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
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It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
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You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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