Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
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Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
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I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
You left your phone here
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