I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
this is an emotional support booty call
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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