Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
What a dumb baby whore.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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