Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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