idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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