I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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