i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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