HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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